There’s no “Sex and The City” without Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall).  I know, I know look around and it seems like every piece of media surrounding “Sex and The City” is all about Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker).  I love Carrie Bradshaw like the rest of the world, but for me “Sex and The City” wouldn’t have been the same without Samantha Jones’s sassy style, quick-wit and clever tong. 

Samantha Jones embraces her uninhibited sexuality, and radiates confidence in everything she does.  On a regular basis Samantha Jones speaks the words that so many of us want to say, but just don’t dare.  Who else can use f**k, and d**k in almost every sentence and still be taken seriously.  Some Sex and The City watchers identified with Carrie, others with Charlotte and Miranda, but me; I choose to live vicariously through Samantha Jones.

Here are just a few of my favorite Samantha Jones One Liners:  

• “I really don’t believe in marriage… now botox on the otherhand, that works every time!”
• “There’s two kinds of guys. The ones who hold your hand and the ones that f**k you.”
• “The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can f**k you”
• “This funeral is better than fashion week!”
• “He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I’m just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.”
• “Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny”
• “Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house. “
• “This love stuff can be a muthaf**ka.”
• “I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.”
• “Okay. He’s got the most perfect d**k I’ve ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It’s d**kalicious!”
• “That girl needs the stick out of her ass and a d**k in her coochie, pronto!”
• “I’ve never been able to be friends with any man. Why would I? Women are for friendships, men are for f**king.”
• “Look, we’re as f**ked up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.”
• “Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of  power.”

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